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Greetings all,

Not long ago, with an advance from my publisher, I purchased "Inspired by Stick Figure Death Theatre," a website devised by three high school students. I thought it would make me some money, but no such luck. So, I used it as a jumping-off point, and began posting my critical writing. Malcolm, Matt, and Neel are still employed by me, and you may find their work here, along with my rants and ramblings. I hope you enjoy my website, and make me rich.