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DWHH reviews Gangs of New York
by Dog with HUMAN HANDS
There may have been animals in this movie, but for the life of me I can't
be bothered to remember. All I could think during that first scene was
how grieviously misjudged we dogs are in a society that was founded by
people like Bill The Butcher. But then the movie caught me in its grasp
and didn't let go. Bill, played with mesmerizing aplomb by Daniel Day-Lewis,
is the leader of the Native Americans (no relation to the Native Americans),
a gang descended from New York's earliest white settlers. He and his gang
are fighting for control of the Five Points district of Manhattan, and
the first scene of the movie involves a sliceatious street meelee with
Priest Vallon's Dead Rabbits gang (right! Dead rabbits. I liked that part...).

And what a celebration it was
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Priest Vallon is portrayed by the formidable Liam Neeson, and he bites
it in a big way, right in front of his son, at the HANDS of Butcher Bill,
thereby disbanding the Dead Rabbits. The Native Americans win the day,
and leave with the severed ears of their dead rivals, which are a form
of currency in Native American bars (again, no relation).
What may be most remarkable about the first 20 minutes of this movie
is not the sweeping but gloomy battle choreography, or the extended SteadiCam
march through a cavernous warehouse, but the way in which Leonardo DiCaprio
effortlessly embodies both his pre-adolescent and late-teen selves. He
plays both roles, with only facial hair and a change of clothes
to distinguish his twin incarnations. I hardly recognized him, and it's
a testament to his skill as a screen actor, utilizing variations on the
same constipated grimace to denote emotions such as fear, anger, blood-lust,
and post-coital fear. His character's name is Amsterdam, and when he reappears
with his peach fuzz a decade later, he has not forgotten Bill the Butcher,
or the mission of vengeance which awaits him, and which will drive the movie
for the next two hours and thirty minutes.
And so on and so forth. You know the plot. Amsterdam finds the Native
Americans and sets about becoming one. Bill holds the dead Priest in the
highest esteem, and still gushes about his valour on the battlefield,
and this delays the inevitable confrontation by an hour or so. Amsterdam
infiltrates the inner sanctum, becoming Bill's protegé, even shacking
up with his former flame, Jenny Everdeane (Cameron Diaz). With Bill's
blessing, of course. But this can't last, and then something happens and
they must fight. But not without a bigger, bloodier fight, within a grander
historical context. At the end one of them dies, and I'm pretty sure it's
Butcher Bill.
Around the part where their friendship goes to shit, The Onion's Scott
Tobias and I were seated together, and I couldn't help mooching a couple
of swigs from his flask. So naturally I had to pop out for a slash, and
I have a feeling I missed a really good scene. Bill the Butcher was clicking
his glass eye with his knife, and it was about the coolest thing I've
ever seen. Because, let's face it, anybody with a glass eye and an oatmeal
spoon can do that, but when Daniel Day-Lewis does it, it redefines
enigma. I can't say enough about his performance. Yes, it's over the top,
but over the top in a glorious, life-affirming sort of way. It is for
this performance that you should see the movie, and for which you should
go to movies in the first place. His character's Christian name, by the
way, is William Cutting (heh heh), and he has a wonderfully thick Sheriff
Of John Wayne Gulch moustache, and speaks with a "Bronx accent"
that's at once masterfully rich and masterfully absurd. To watch him fold
his HANDS, nod his head and say "I don't give a tuppenny fuck about
your moral conundrum, you meatheaded shit-sack" is to slumber with angels.
Christ, I might have a thing for him...
Anyway, you can't review this movie without talking about his method
actor's approach to shooting, which involved taking butcher lessons (try
the yellow pages) and staying in character the entire time. Supposedly,
he even insisted on sitting in a wheelchair between takes. Or maybe that
was something else... I dunno, I get confused. Oh yeah, while I was outside...
So I'm finishing up, and about to go back into the theater, when I come
across Bob Saget talking on his cell phone in the alley. I was a big fan
of Full House when I was six (dog years), so I wait politely while he
finishes cussing out his agent and then we have this great conversation
about the lengths that Marty had to go to to get this movie made. Did
you know, for example, that he started working on funding and scripting
almost three decades ago? Or that DDL was making shoes in Italy (I'll
reserve my feelings on those contraptions for another time), and came
out of retirement to make this thing? That's why they shot at Fellini's
Cinécitta. Or maybe because the place had gone broke.
But who cares, it paid off, because the period sets (well, okay, it's
pre-Civil War Manhattan, but on peyote) afford the viewer a point of interest
in every corner of the frame. It's like being transported to another world,
but one which supposedly stood three blocks from the site of my critics'
screening. You look at the crazy sets and you can't believe they tore
them down after the wrap party (which I hear was amazing). It's
like a less-sucky Colonial Williamsburg, and I daydreamt the whole time
about going (plenty of big spaces, lots of stuff to chase, good selection
of bars). It's not Scorsese's best, but even Scorsese on a bad day is
something special (excluding The Muse, of course, but then he only acted).
Yes, it lacks the freight train momentum of his better work, and what
I remember of the resolution seemed a little forced, but Marty ought to
be proud of this film, and I hope he is.
Bill the Butcher might well go down in cinematic history. Suffice it
to say that much of the time, he is the movie. He's the reason
you will go to see it. But it's just a wonder to behold, even if all the
pieces don't exactly add up. The production design is top-notch, from
the ginormous sets to the eye-popping costumes (Bill's hip-riding yellow
plaid pants are worth the price of admission). The acting is terrif, the
music is grand but never garish, and the underlying theme of America's
bloody past is hammered home with the skill of a craftsman, even if the
movie itself needs to have its waist let out. My score? An enthusiastic
A++.
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