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 DWHH reviews Gangs of New Yorkby Dog with HUMAN HANDS
 
 
 There may have been animals in this movie, but for the life of me I can't 
        be bothered to remember. All I could think during that first scene was 
        how grieviously misjudged we dogs are in a society that was founded by 
        people like Bill The Butcher. But then the movie caught me in its grasp 
        and didn't let go. Bill, played with mesmerizing aplomb by Daniel Day-Lewis, 
        is the leader of the Native Americans (no relation to the Native Americans), 
        a gang descended from New York's earliest white settlers. He and his gang 
        are fighting for control of the Five Points district of Manhattan, and 
        the first scene of the movie involves a sliceatious street meelee with 
        Priest Vallon's Dead Rabbits gang (right! Dead rabbits. I liked that part...). 
        
        Priest Vallon is portrayed by the formidable Liam Neeson, and he bites 
        it in a big way, right in front of his son, at the HANDS of Butcher Bill, 
        thereby disbanding the Dead Rabbits. The Native Americans win the day, 
        and leave with the severed ears of their dead rivals, which are a form 
        of currency in Native American bars (again, no relation). 
                      |  And what a celebration it was
 |  What may be most remarkable about the first 20 minutes of this movie 
        is not the sweeping but gloomy battle choreography, or the extended SteadiCam 
        march through a cavernous warehouse, but the way in which Leonardo DiCaprio 
        effortlessly embodies both his pre-adolescent and late-teen selves. He 
        plays both roles, with only facial hair and a change of clothes 
      to distinguish his twin incarnations. I hardly recognized him, and it's 
      a testament to his skill as a screen actor, utilizing variations on the 
      same constipated grimace to denote emotions such as fear, anger, blood-lust, 
      and post-coital fear. His character's name is Amsterdam, and when he reappears 
      with his peach fuzz a decade later, he has not forgotten Bill the Butcher, 
      or the mission of vengeance which awaits him, and which will drive the movie 
      for the next two hours and thirty minutes. 
       And so on and so forth. You know the plot. Amsterdam finds the Native 
        Americans and sets about becoming one. Bill holds the dead Priest in the 
        highest esteem, and still gushes about his valour on the battlefield, 
        and this delays the inevitable confrontation by an hour or so. Amsterdam 
        infiltrates the inner sanctum, becoming Bill's protegé, even shacking 
        up with his former flame, Jenny Everdeane (Cameron Diaz). With Bill's 
        blessing, of course. But this can't last, and then something happens and 
        they must fight. But not without a bigger, bloodier fight, within a grander 
        historical context. At the end one of them dies, and I'm pretty sure it's 
        Butcher Bill. Around the part where their friendship goes to shit, The Onion's Scott 
        Tobias and I were seated together, and I couldn't help mooching a couple 
        of swigs from his flask. So naturally I had to pop out for a slash, and 
        I have a feeling I missed a really good scene. Bill the Butcher was clicking 
        his glass eye with his knife, and it was about the coolest thing I've 
        ever seen. Because, let's face it, anybody with a glass eye and an oatmeal 
        spoon can do that, but when Daniel Day-Lewis does it, it redefines 
        enigma. I can't say enough about his performance. Yes, it's over the top, 
        but over the top in a glorious, life-affirming sort of way. It is for 
        this performance that you should see the movie, and for which you should 
        go to movies in the first place. His character's Christian name, by the 
        way, is William Cutting (heh heh), and he has a wonderfully thick Sheriff 
        Of John Wayne Gulch moustache, and speaks with a "Bronx accent" 
        that's at once masterfully rich and masterfully absurd. To watch him fold 
        his HANDS, nod his head and say "I don't give a tuppenny fuck about 
        your moral conundrum, you meatheaded shit-sack" is to slumber with angels. 
        Christ, I might have a thing for him... Anyway, you can't review this movie without talking about his method 
        actor's approach to shooting, which involved taking butcher lessons (try 
        the yellow pages) and staying in character the entire time. Supposedly, 
        he even insisted on sitting in a wheelchair between takes. Or maybe that 
        was something else... I dunno, I get confused. Oh yeah, while I was outside... 
        So I'm finishing up, and about to go back into the theater, when I come 
        across Bob Saget talking on his cell phone in the alley. I was a big fan 
        of Full House when I was six (dog years), so I wait politely while he 
        finishes cussing out his agent and then we have this great conversation 
        about the lengths that Marty had to go to to get this movie made. Did 
        you know, for example, that he started working on funding and scripting 
        almost three decades ago? Or that DDL was making shoes in Italy (I'll 
        reserve my feelings on those contraptions for another time), and came 
        out of retirement to make this thing? That's why they shot at Fellini's 
        Cinécitta. Or maybe because the place had gone broke.  But who cares, it paid off, because the period sets (well, okay, it's 
        pre-Civil War Manhattan, but on peyote) afford the viewer a point of interest 
        in every corner of the frame. It's like being transported to another world, 
        but one which supposedly stood three blocks from the site of my critics' 
        screening. You look at the crazy sets and you can't believe they tore 
        them down after the wrap party (which I hear was amazing). It's 
        like a less-sucky Colonial Williamsburg, and I daydreamt the whole time 
        about going (plenty of big spaces, lots of stuff to chase, good selection 
        of bars). It's not Scorsese's best, but even Scorsese on a bad day is 
        something special (excluding The Muse, of course, but then he only acted). 
        Yes, it lacks the freight train momentum of his better work, and what 
        I remember of the resolution seemed a little forced, but Marty ought to 
        be proud of this film, and I hope he is. Bill the Butcher might well go down in cinematic history. Suffice it 
        to say that much of the time, he is the movie. He's the reason 
        you will go to see it. But it's just a wonder to behold, even if all the 
        pieces don't exactly add up. The production design is top-notch, from 
        the ginormous sets to the eye-popping costumes (Bill's hip-riding yellow 
        plaid pants are worth the price of admission). The acting is terrif, the 
        music is grand but never garish, and the underlying theme of America's 
        bloody past is hammered home with the skill of a craftsman, even if the 
        movie itself needs to have its waist let out. My score? An enthusiastic 
        A++.   |